Sombrero as Decorum

RETELLING EVENTS IN A HUNGOVER STUPER

YOU’RE TOO LATE IF YOU SAW IT ON THE INTERNET

IF YOU SAW IT THROUGH A TELESCOPE

YOU’RE MULTIPLE MILLENNIA BEHIND

FERGUSON V. SCRUPA

SCRUPULOUS BENEFACTORS

SUNGLASSES ON AT THE BRUNCH TABLE

WAXING ABOUT THE PROFITABLE POST-WAR BUSINESS OF SELLING ARTIFICIAL LIMBS

WHY ARE THEY DRIVING SO SLOW?

YOU DON’T KNOW THEY’RE SITUATION

YOU DON’T PAY THEIR CAR PAYMENT

YOU RUSH IN A SELF CONSUMED NATURE

FRUSTRATED THEY DIDN’T TEXT YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

AS IF ITS NOT JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR THEM

IMPATIENCE EPITOMIZES ANTI-SOCIAL SYMPATHIES

ATTENDING THE BULLFIGHT WAS A TRANSVESTITE

WITH A FULLER CHEST THAN HEAD OF HAIR

MY FIRST INTRODUCTION

SOMBRERO AS DECORUM

MY ATTENTION INTERFIXED BETWEEN THE RODEO AND ASPIRING WOMAN

CORRIDA DE TOROS THEY CALLED IT

APPROPRIATE

THE IDEAL HUMAN CONDITION IS UNION WITH FELLOW SOCIETAL MEMBERS

I AM ELEVATED BY THE COMPLIMENTARY FREEDOM OF OTHERS

ALL FOR THE WELLBEING OF EACH

HOW MUCH DYSFUNCTION FLOWERS FROM EXPENSING ADVANTAGE

WHEN LIBERTY IS CONSOLIDATED IN PURCHASING POWER

WHEN ACTIVISM SUMS UP TO WHO CAN SUFFER LOUDER

NOTHING MORE MODERN THAN WE ALL WORK FOR THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

THE COOPERATIVE INSTINCT PERVERTED